We only have a few weeks left of fall, and we think you autumn know that we're serving up some more laughs! Make your many monthly celebrations affairs to November with these November jokes, puns, and riddles for anyone in your brood. They're sure to bring giggles and grins while you're doing all your favorite fall activities or gobbling up your turkey.
November Jokes for Kids That Will Dish Out The Eye-Rolls
If we can play on the word November, then we can be a contender in the world of almanac antics! From Veterans Day to Thanksgiving, and everything in between, we have some nifty November jokes to cook up some chuckles.
If you get dehydrated on Halloween night, what happens the next day?
November thirst!
Did you hear about the star that exploded at the end of autumn?
It made for a super Nova-ember!
I ran into a friend today, but I experienced a tartle!
I couldn't seem to November her name…
Why is Veterans Day celebrated in November?
Because that's when tanks-giving happens!
What do you call the 11th month of the year when there is a super blue moon in the sky?
Glow-vember!
Did you hear about the musician who didn't show up for his Thanksgiving performance?
It was a no-show-vember!
What is a vampire's favorite November holiday?
Fangs-giving!
Why does everyone think November is a pessimist?
Because it always starts things off with a "no"!
Did you hear about the two turkeys that got married at Thanksgiving?
It was a night to November.
Why is Black Friday considered a happy November day?
Because the next day is a sadder day!
How can you tell if Christmas is coming early?
Snow-vember is in the forecast!
November Jokes to Bring a Cornucopia of Laughs
Feeling gourd yet? Don't worry, we have s'more November jokes and November puns to keep the shenanigans going.
What song does a chef play throughout the month of November to give them culinary inspiration?
All About That Baste
Why does November love the Macy's Day Parade?
Because it's always a moving performance!
What is the forecast showing for this November?
Fowl weather!
What does Miley Cyrus enjoy most about November?
The twerk-ey!
Why does November always shop for its pie supplies in the spring?
Because it's the only time it can get May flour!
How was the pilgrim finally able to go to school in November?
He got a scholar-ship!
Why did the lumberjack decide to not shave at the end of November?
The beard grew on him!
What is the best accessory to wear to the pumpkin patch in November?
A har-vest!
What did November say to the cold weather that arrived late in the season?
Sweater late than never!
Why do scarecrows always win awards in November?
Because that is when they are outstanding in their fields!
Turkey-Themed November Puns to Inspire You for Your Turkey Trot Runs
Turkeys are the unofficial mascots of November, which makes them the perfect inspiration for some puns! Get ready to serve up some cluck-les.
How do turkeys travel throughout the month of November?
By gravy train!
Why do turkeys never finish their meals in November?
They're already stuffed!
What did November say to the turkey who was excited for the start of the holiday season?
You ain't seen stuffing yet!
Why will you never see a gobbler during the day in November?
Because they're turkin' 9 to 5, just trying to make a living!
Why do turkeys hate November's biggest shopping day?
It's on a fry-day!
What is the big event that turkeys get dressed up for every November?
The butter ball!
Did you hear that November has decided to become vegan?
He quit cold turkey!
What do you call it when two turkeys eat food on a blanket in the park in November?
A peck-nic!
What did the chef say to the turkey on Thanksgiving?
Let's get down to gizz-ness!
What do you call a turkey who was cooked at Canadian Thanksgiving and comes back to haunt his makers in November?
A poultry-geist!
Want to make the most of your jokes? Hold a "don't laugh" challenge! Split up into teams and see who can hold in their giggles the longest while sharing these November jokes!
November Riddles to Help You Work Up an Appetite
We all love November jokes and puns, but this holiday season, sneak in some riddles to enhance your fun! These puzzles can play tricks on your mind. See if you can figure them out before the turkey comes out of the brine!
I am the star on Halloween night that brings passersby a bit of fright. But once the month of November comes, you squash me up and lay me in a bed of graham cracker crumbs. What am I?
Pumpkins
I come in blue, red, purple, yellow, and pink. Wandering through a group of me in the month of November will really make you think. I have ears that cannot hear and silk you cannot sew. When I get undressed, I normally become a vibrant yellow. What am I?
Corn
You can always expect to see birds on this important day, but sometimes pigs can get in the way. I am a time for family, food, and, of course, football, and most importantly, I am the most grateful day of the fall. What am I?
Thanksgiving
People line the streets to see me in November every year, and when they like certain parts of me, you can hear them begin to cheer. My parts are always moving on the ground and in the sky, and if you cannot come in person, then you might watch me on television while eating some pumpkin pie. What am I?
The Macy's Day Parade
My colors alternate from red to orange and yellow to blue. If I have a drink, then I am through. I have no legs but love to dance, and I inspired the name of a certain type of ant. While I can be started during all times of the year, you are more likely to enjoy me when the holidays are near. What am I?
A bonfire
My name may seem dark, but I bring people lots of joys. I am the perfect time to pick up your kid's Christmas toys. Many families enjoy celebrating me at the mall and I am the last big holiday of the fall. What am I?
Black Friday
November Jokes Can Bring Seasonal Joy
Are you falling over with laughter after hearing all of these November jokes? If you enjoyed this dose of seasonal silliness and are looking for a second, or even third, serving, then make sure to check out our fall jokes and Thanksgiving jokes!
