When someone you love reaches the point of retirement, you want to celebrate their achievement. They worked hard for decades, and it's finally time for them to kick back and enjoy some well-earned relaxation. So what do you get for the person who's already received the best gift of all—never having to work again? Gag gifts, of course!
These funny retirement gift ideas will bring a smile to their face and show them how proud you are of them. From hilarious coffee mugs to novelty eye masks, this list has it all—including one golf-related gift that they can enjoy in a very unexpected place.
'Do Not Disturb, I'm Retired' Lounge Socks
With a soft combed cotton construction, these crew socks are not only hilarious, but they're also surprisingly cozy. The stretchy fabric has a one-size-fits-most design, and the goofy "DO NOT DISTURB, I'M RETIRED" print on the soles has a non-slip texture for added safety.
'Under New Management' Mug
This "Under New Management" mug is the perfect gift for your newly retired spouse. It features a large 15-ounce capacity, durable ceramic construction, and funny text graphics that are printed on both the front and the back. Choose from the basic text option or a more customized version.
'Have Fun at Work Tomorrow' T-Shirt
Gift your new retiree this fun graphic t-shirt so they can let everyone know that their working days are officially over. It comes in 19 size options, four fit types, and 14 different colors, so everyone can find the perfect style. The cotton-blend fabric is soft and breathable for maximum comfort.
'Retirement Papers' Toilet Paper
Your retiree will need to have a pretty good sense of humor to enjoy this one, but for the right person, it could be one of the most memorable gifts they've ever received. This novelty toilet paper roll is a great idea for a favorite coworker who will be retiring soon.
Funny Retirement Decider Dice
Your retiree is about to have a lot of time on their hands, and they'll need help deciding how to spend their days. This handy retirement decider dice is the perfect solution. Each side says things like "take a nap," "putter around," "go for a drive," "go fishing," "read a book," and "get a snack."
Retirement Warning Sign
If your giftee will be spending a lot of time tinkering in their garage, this 'WARNING' sign would be a cute addition to their workspace. It's crafted from durable metal and made to look old and weathered for added authenticity. The 8-inch by 12-inch size would also look great in a basement, a backyard patio, or a man cave.
Retired Napping Eye Mask
Your giftee has earned some solid shuteye now that they're retired, and this novelty eye mask will make sure that their naps won't be disturbed. Give them this eye mask along with a comfy pillow and blanket for a gift that's equal parts funny and cozy.
Potty Putter Golf Game
Got a retiree with a golf obsession? This Potty Putter has their name all over it. It's a miniature golf game that they can play while they're using the toilet, so they never have to miss out on tee time when nature calls. It even comes with a "Do Not Disturb" sign that can be hung on the bathroom door.
'Not Your Problem Anymore' Retirement Candle
There are few things more relaxing than a candle. Except, of course, a candle that reminds you of the fact that whatever disaster is happening at work is no longer your problem. This hilarious candle is made from high-quality essential oils, crafted from 100% soy wax, and comes with a screw-on lid for added convenience.
'I Can Wine All I Want' Wine Glass
Here's another great gift idea: this cheeky wine glass. The fun text graphic adds a whimsical touch, and the scratch-resistant design keeps it looking like new year after year. Gift it to your retiree along with a bottle or two of their favorite wine so you can toast their retirement in style.
