There are plenty of drink names out there that can make you raise an eyebrow or surprise a giggle out of you -- the fuzzy navel is enough to give you a smirk. Want something a little more original? You can even make your own funny drink name. Grab a shaker, and let's get giggling.
Classic Cocktails With Funny Names
Bartenders have an incredible sense of humor, sometimes a bit dry like their martinis, but these funny names have gone down in history.
- Fish House Punch
- Between the Sheets
- Harvey Wallbanger
- Fuzzy Navel
- Monkey Gland
- Hanky Panky
- Duck Fart
- Horse's Neck
- Zombie
- Buttery Nipple
- Colorado Bulldog
- Damn the Weather
- Fluffy Critter
- Slippery Nipple
- Dirty Shirley
- Alabama Slammer
- Rusty Nail
- Porn Star Martini
- Sex on the Beach
- Screaming Orgasm
Original Punny & Funny Drink Names
Along with just being plain funny, these names are sure to crack a smile. Puns? Classic. A punny drink name? That automatically makes the cocktail experience better, that's a well-known fact.
- Don't Fernet About Me
- Orange You Glad
- Fernet-Me-Knot
- Honey Badger Don't Care
- Confessions of a Drama Vodka Queen
- AC/DC: Rock Vodka
- Whiskey Business
- Bourbon Legends
- The Urban Bourbon Cowboy
- Men of a Bourbon Barrel Aged Old-Fashioned
- Like a Bourbon Mocktail
- By the Gin of Your Teeth Martini
- Gin There, Done That
- I've Gin Expecting You
- 1,000 Ways to Rye
- Live Free or Rye
- Rock-a-Rye Baby
- Give 'em the Side Rye
- Pocket Scotch
- I Care a Scotch
- Good Things Rum to Those Who Wait
- I've Rum Undone
Relatable Funny Drink Names
We've all been there, why not reflect that in a cheeky cocktail name?
- I Should Start a Podcast
- Now I Know Why Dad Was Protective of the Thermostat
- This Tastes Like I'm Going to Shop Online Later
- Maybe I Should Get Bangs
- This Definitely Isn't Vodka
- Plant Lady Is the New Cat Lady
- This Drink Is on My To-Do List
- Why Do All My Neighbors Own Chickens?
- Business on the Top, Pajamas on the Bottom
- This Notebook Will Fix My Life
- One Drink for My Plants, One for Me
- My Drink Coaster Is My TBR Pile
- I Deserve a Little Treat
Pop Culture Funny Drink Names
Put those movie lines, songs, lyrics, and everything in between to use when garnishing your drink with a funny name.
- Pineapple Express
- The Dude Abides
- Mandalorian Matador Martini
- Lucy in the Sky With Daiquiris
- Captain Dead Pool! No, Just Deadpool
- Superhero Landing
- Negasonic Teenage Warhead
- Sul Sul Is Simlish for Hello
- The Phantom of the Vodka
- Whiskey Little Liars
- Arkham Whiskey Lunch Break
- The Real Housewives of New York Whiskey Sour
- I Can See Whiskey Now
- Pope Bourbon II
- Drew Barrymore's Never Gin Kissed
- The Girl With the Cocktail Tattoo
- Catcher in the Rye Manhattan
- Get Rich or Rye Trying
- Death on the Margarita Express
- Panic! At the Lemon Drop
- Rum and Dumber
- Khaleesi Means Queen
- What Would Don Draper Do?
- I Thought I Was Daria, but I'm Tina Belcher
- Justice for Dr. Greene
- My Personal Rum Diary
- Tequila Mockingbird Paloma
- I Could Make the Bobsled Olympic Team
- This Isn't What Gilmore Girls Promised Me
- Bend and Ginger Snap
- I Know What You Drank Last Summer
- I've Never Met a Colleen Hoover Book I Didn't Like
- Jake Peralta's Mystery Cocktail
- What Would Lori Beth Denberg Do?
- Buffy's Nightcap Slays
- Tamagotchi Tea
- I'm Drinking Because of Cody Rigsby
- I'm Still Going to Use Someone Else's Netflix
Garnishing Your Drink With a Giggle
Cocktails make life better, or at least we think so. And a drink name that's catchy AND funny? That makes any cocktail that much better. It's science. Try a few of these for yourself and you'll see.
