Why write the same old stuff in your cards every holiday season? This year, instead of putting down something generic, choose a phrasing that will make people laugh. These Christmas card puns are sure to sleigh the holidays.
Claus-itively Hilarious Santa Christmas Card Puns
From sleighs to elves to reindeer to Santa himself, these funny Santa-themed quips for Christmas pun cards are sure to give everyone a kick!
- I ho-ho-hope your Christmas is Claus-itively spectacular!
- Christmas is Claus for celebration.
- As elf I could let Christmas go by without wishing you a merry Christmas.
- No need to Claus a scene. I am wrapping up my Christmas shopping, and your presents will arrive soon!
- I am claus-itive that you will love your gift this year!
- I tend to get Santa-mental around the holidays. Just wanted to let you know that you are Claus-itively the best friend a girl/guy could ask for!
- Sleigh what?! It is Christmas already?
- Guess what?! I overcame my Claus-trophobia this year! Check me out — I went to the mall AND saw Santa.
- Don’t be elfish this Christmas. It doesn't soot you.
- Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
- It's so rude-olph me to send this Christmas card so late. I have no i-deer how this season flew by so quickly. Please don't let my tardiness rein on your parade. I truly love you deerly!
- Hope that you enjoy these Christmas elfies, Claus we lost track of time this year and forgot to take a family photos.
- To the guy/gal who sleighs all season long — I am claus-itively jealous of your Christmas cheer!
- Make sure to take some time to treat yo'elf this season.
- I'm pretty claus-itive that you are the king/queen of Christmas.
- I know that you want to host Christmas, but I have the final sleigh.
- Clearly, we have sleigh hair, but we just don't care!
- You deserve a round of Santa-plause! Your holiday spread is sleighing this season.
Spruce-tacular Christmas Tree Wordplay for Your Christmas Pun Cards
Wood we really go there? Of course, we wood! You axed for it! If you are looking for some pine Christmas tree-themed Christmas card puns, these are sure to please.
- I don't want to get sappy, but you are a tree-mendous friend. I hope you have a very pine holiday.
- Talk about a glow up! You have been looking un-fir-gettable these days. Merry Christmas you pine-looking lady/lad.
- Birch, please! You wood not believe my tree this year. I really spruced things up for the holiday.
- I'm on pines and needles waiting for you to arrive on Christmas Day!
- I'm a sap for a spruced-up Christmas tree.
- We know, we've got a lot of balls dressing our tree up like this....
- Was it just me or did I feel some chemis-tree between us? If you go out with me again, I will give you a night you will never fir-get!
- I'm branching out this holiday and trying out a fake tree, but I'm pining for that spruce smell.
- Finding something under the tree is such an un-fir-gettable gift.
- I hope you know that my love for you is evergreen.
- I'm going to be honest... decorating the tree this year was a pine in the neck!
- I know what you're thinking, and yes, it is a faux fir. Please don't give me the silent tree-tment!
- I am so sorry that my handwriting is so bad. I got a bad case of tinsel-itus decorating this year's tree.
- Hope you are ready to go Christmas chopping when you get here! We really need to get our tree.
- Just wanted to let you know that you are a fir-tastic friend, and you light up my life.
- Our friendship is orna-meant to be! No baubles about it, I will be visiting you this Christmas! It would be tree-son not to catch up.
What we love most about Christmas tree puns is that you can use them for photos at the farm, pics that show you decorating the tree, or even for your tree fails, or maybe we should say falls, which sometimes happen with pets in the home. Sometimes, the best pictures are not the prettiest, and a pun can help to make light of a less-than-ideal holiday situation.
Winter Weather Christmas Card Puns We Snow You Will Find Hilari-ice
Icy what you did there. You rolled your eyes because of that terrible ice pun in the heading. Don't freeze us out! We promise — these cold weather puns are simply winter-ful!
- Don't you snow how much I love you?!
- Ice so sorry this is late! I was not giving you the cold shoulder. Sending Christmas cards just slipped my mind this year.
- For goodness flake — it's Christmas already?! That time change last month was snow joke!
- Can time flurry up so I can see you?! I can't flake it at work any longer. I'm ready to ice-cape for Christmas break.
- This is snow laughing matter. I'm so frost-rated that we can't see each other this holiday.
- What a winter-ful life we live! Keep sleighin' queen.
- I am so ready to be home sleet home.
- Just wanted to let you know that not all hope is frost. There is a chance we can see each other this Christmas!
- I call 'em like icy 'em, and I just wanted to let you know that our friendship is snow joke.
- Brrring on the presents! I'm snow excited for Secret Santa this season!
- I want you to snow that I love you with my whole heart and solstice!
- Don't flurry, be happy! You snow you'll be seeing me soon.
- Remember when we were kids and built snowmen every Christmas? Froze were the good old days.
- Parting was such sleet sorrow. But I'm glad I made it out in time.
- We came, we thawed, we conquered the slopes this season.
- Is it me or does this Christmas season feel like it is moving in snow motion?
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To an ice-ceptionally good sister — you always numb how to make me smile. I hope you have a Christmas as brr-illliant as you are.
Fab-yule-ous Christmas Puns That Are Bound to Tinsel Your Punny Bone
Christmas has a lot of fun jampacked in 25 short days. From Christmas movies and mistletoe to candy canes and chestnuts, we have a sleighful of silly Christmas card puns that we have wrapped up with care for you to snicker-doodle at this season!
- Ignore my resting Grinch face. I really am excited for the holiday. Merry Grinchmas!
- Sorry to hear that you are ringing those single bells this year.
- Watts up? Oh, that's right — my Christmas lights!
- Halo there gorgeous! I hope you're heaven a good time this holiday season.
- I love you from my head to my mistletoes!
- Your presents is requested this holiday season!
- In case you didn't know, all I want for Christmas is ewe.
- Are you chestnuts?! You aren't going to visit us due to a fear of flying? You better conker that fear quickly.
- I came. I saw. I conkered Christmas. Wishing you a chesnuts Christmas, too!
- Gingerbready or not, here I come! I can't whisk you a merry Christmas from afar, you weirdough. I can only bake spirits bright in person, so expect to see me on [day of the week].
- Seasons greetings! I hope that we can see myrrh of you next year.
- Just had to show off my adora-bell little lady/guy! Her/his cuteness is sure to bring good cheer to help you ring in the new year.
- Is it a filament of my imagination, or did you change the Christmas lights on your house this year?
- I just wanted to say that I'm so happy that you cane into my life. Our friendship is mint to be, even though we are a bit twisted.
- This has been a dim holiday. My lights have been going out more than I have!
- People of all stripes come together in the Christmas season. I think that's why I'm hooked on this holiday! Can it get any better?
Short Christmas Card Puns to Give You a Merry Opening Line
For the folks looking to land themselves at the top of their friends' and family's Christmas card trees, we have some Christmas greetings that snow-body will be able to resist!
- Happy Holly-days!
- You bauble believe we've missed hanging out with you this season.
- That's right — we froze this moment just for you!
- Hope that you are having an un-brr-lieveable winter.
- It's the most winter-ful time of the year.
- Wishing I could see s'more of you this holiday!
- We can ski clearly now, the rain is gone.
- Life is always batter with you by my side!
- There's no business like snow business.
- Make sure to season the day! Christmas will be gone before you know it.
- Have a stripendously sweet holiday! I cane not wait to see you soon!
- I’ll stop the world and melt with you!
- I'm spending Christmas all by my-elf.
- The snuggle has been real this holiday. After all, it is hi-burn-ation season.
- I hope you deer to dream this holiday.
- Have a thaw-some Christmas!
- That's right — we are raising the brr with this holiday card.
- Mistle-toasting you from afar this Christmas.
- Chestnuts roasting on an open fire are simply a flare-y tale.
- Hope that you are staying frosty this season.
New Year Puns for Those Late to the Game With Christmas Cards
We all have the best intentions when it comes to our holiday cards, but some of us elf things up with everything going on around the holidays. Thankfully, when you combine Christmas and New Year wishes, you just seem a little extra jolly, making these New Year's quips perfect for your belated Christmas pun cards!
- Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Sorry for the late correspondence. The holidays give me auld lang-xiety!
- Happy holidays! I hope you have a date for New Year's Eve. I do! It's December 31st.
- Hope your holidays were merry and bright! As you head into the new year, just aim to not be like a New Yorker. They always drop the ball!
- We hope you've had an ins-pyro-ing holiday season!
- Hope your celebrations have been like the parade was on Thanksgiving Day! It always makes the right moves.
- Fizz the season to be jolly!
- I hope you had a fab-yule-ous Christmas and don't drop the ball with your New Year's plans.
- Rye so serious this season? You should be toasting this wonderful year!
- Thank goodness it's chilly outside! I'm excited that we'll be able to celebrate the New Year in a cool way.
- Don't let your plans fall flat this holiday! You wouldn't want to be like confetti.
- Sorry we couldn't reach you on Christmas. Don't worry, though, we will make sure to turn on our phones on December 31st. Want to make sure we can ring in the new year with you!
- The New Year is almost upon us! Treat yo'elf before you have to return to reality. Get ready, set, prosecco!
- Single bells, single bells, single all the way! Oh, what fun it is to ride into 2024 this way...
Christmas Pun Cards Can Make Spirits Jolly & Bright
We hope that you enjoyed this Christmas card pun-derland! No matter which ones you choose, they are sure to bring a smile and probably an eye roll, but one that is hiding someone's glee! After all, who can resist a good Christmas card pun?
